July 2010 – Page 3

Bored Button

Lazily sewn, the bored button contemplates the world with a fixed grimace.

EVE

Playing eve a lot lately, as an Intaki Gallente.

Im in ur galaxy, killin ur space piratez

Emo Scarecrow

Scarecrow in a dark hoody, broods at the ground, with a crow perched on his arm

Emo scarecrow knows it is pointless to resist the dark forces.

Old Spice

Moldy chilli

There’s nothing sexier.

Berserker Sneeze

Your puny eardrums cannot stand against such a brutal and sustained onslaught!

Oh Nose

Fumbles and Eddie

Eddie the cactus is a handful for a clumsy little boy

Who needs a puppy anyway?

Error!

What’s a buffer? And why is it null?!

Rain Coat

Rain drops keep fallin on my kidneys, you’ll catch your death

Pitter patter.

Lately I have been worried about the teenagers getting a cold in their kidneys at those open air concerts. I think I’m turning into my grandmother.

Wishes

Snail wizard, with his tower on his back, bent over by the weight of it, and leaning on a gnarled walking stick, his long beard almost touching the ground

If you are ever lucky enough to get a free wish, remember to be really, really specific about what you want.