
Some day, spiders will figure out how to do this, and then we’re doomed.
Illustrations, CSS experiments, bits and pieces

Some day, spiders will figure out how to do this, and then we’re doomed.

Still trying to learn German, still puzzled by gendered veg! Here is a potato about to attend her first ballet lesson.

So I’m trying to brush up on my German lately, but it’s hard to remember all genders that random objects have. Apples are of the gentlemanly persuasion.

The other day I found myself wondering, what do animals think of the human hand? It’s such a weird appendage.

Some time later, that same foolish web designer made a delicious pot of chilli con carne.
Except she forgot the chilli, so it was just con carne.

There was once a very foolish web designer who mostly ate a mostly cooked fish, and hoped there was as much overlap as possible.

Saw the first butterfly of the season in my tiny urban garden the other day. I was super chuffed. Hopefully it’ll come back when the cherry tomatoes are ready to be pollinated.

If the sun were a hedgehog,
it would sleep all the time,
because they are nocturnal.

I miss doing a drawing every day. So I’m going to take it up again. That said, here is an elephant with a flower.

Wants to be a pilot when he grows up.