character-a-day – Page 12

My Printer is a Drunk

Yellow, cyan, magenta and black cocktails, yummy!

It drinks too much, never does any work.

Lazily sewn, the bored button contemplates the world with a fixed grimace.

Playing eve a lot lately, as an Intaki Gallente.

Im in ur galaxy, killin ur space piratez

Scarecrow in a dark hoody, broods at the ground, with a crow perched on his arm

Emo scarecrow knows it is pointless to resist the dark forces.

Moldy chilli

There’s nothing sexier.

Your puny eardrums cannot stand against such a brutal and sustained onslaught!

Eddie the cactus is a handful for a clumsy little boy

Who needs a puppy anyway?

What’s a buffer? And why is it null?!

Rain drops keep fallin on my kidneys, you’ll catch your death

Pitter patter.

Lately I have been worried about the teenagers getting a cold in their kidneys at those open air concerts. I think I’m turning into my grandmother.