I had this cunning plan to stop the guys at work robbing my mug. I brought in the girliest mug I could find, with a big pink camellia on it.
Unfortunately, it had zero effect. It got borrowed the very next day.
Tag: character-a-day
Spider
Spider has eight left feet.
Daffodil
Daffodil will be right back after this power snooze.
Squirrel
Squirrel has serious hoarding issues, and a suspicious nature.
Cowen Stealing Christmas
“We all partied.”
That’s what they say to justify austerity for the people and bailouts for the banks. I didn’t party, did you?
Reindeer
Reindeer drives the getaway vehicle.
Hedgehog
Hedgehog is quite a defensive creature, who is also very fond of accessorising with apples.
Blue Tit
It’s been a hard winter so far, and it’s only December. There have been terrible scenes of starling-related violence outside, and all kinds of species are turning on each other. But poking around, completely unchallenged, is one tiny blue tit. Maybe he’s too small, and none of the other birds see him as a threat.
Attic Poets
This winter, be sure to check on your local attic poet. They have been known to freeze to death under cold weather conditions.
If you find a frozen attic poet, please drop them into the nearest cafe, where they can defrost, and sponge some free wifi.
Snow Woman
Actually, most of us are women. Didn’t you notice my hour-glass figure?!